(via glittertann)

netlfix:

h-u-b-c-i-t-y:

netlfix:

I JUST WANT A NEVER ENDING SLICE OF PIZZA

Smart idea, you’ll end up dying early and that it has shit loads of salt, high in carbs and calories, greasy, and all that fat. Think about what it does to your health.

shut up

(via classic-anarchy)

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amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

(via giveit-toomey)

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meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

(via giveit-toomey)

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

(via giveit-toomey)

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richwhitelesbian:

i want a freak in the lady and a bed in the sheets and a car uh i want a chips. i need them. its on my shirt. fuck. i have a shirt that says the joke on it and i dont have it here with me. i can get it if you want to hear it correctly

(via trust-no-man-fear-no-bitchh)

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(via stay-wonderless)

crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

(via stay-wonderless)

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

(Source: gsp1175)

shelikestheboysintheband:

maccasass:

Drake’s one of us

and josh is our parents

(via b3ntnotbroken)